Hey, what’s up, this is Greenberg, a Jew who feels he’s equipped to explain everything in the world from the Middle East conflict to whether there is life on other planets.

What’s on my mind lately? Well, I’ve been thinking that Jewish stereotypes need some updating. What we have going on today is really complex… See, every Jew has two sides now. We got the straight up Jewish side:

And then we got that Israeli side:

I won’t lie, I’m probably like 80 percent Jewish, 20 percent Israeli. I argue about stupid things, I read Phillip Roth, and I’ve had nothing but shikse girlfriends up until this point.

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